Hey Laverne, it's been so long buddy what's hanging?!! I haven't seen you since Dave's party. Man that party was something...I mean...you remember the car wax and valentina hot sauce right? I don't blame you if you forgot, you were pretty trashed. I'm not mad that you vomited strawberry daiquiri all over my new shoes. No really I'm not mad anymore. But yeah we should def hang out sometime. You have my number just text me up anytime. I'm unemployed nowadays and I'm free anytime after noon. Anywho, call me. Please.